Key Blurb

"This is my Vote-for-me-smile. I'm still practising on it."

Key Blurb

"Here I am sitting on my throne just like the king or dicator I secretly wish to be."

Key Blurb

"Oh no! I mixed my opinions up again. I always have to follow the current trends so all kinds of people will like me. All these different opinions I'm having are starting to confuse me. Now, did I want to send troops to Iraq or not?"

The Promise of National

Another National lie

Resign, Lockwood Smith! You didn't deliver your promise.

The Truth Episode 1

First Episode of our video series "John Key - The Truth"

John Key Springbok Tour

Strangely John Key seems to forget his own opinion, or at least he seems to change it constantly like a winding snake.

John Key and Personal Attacks

John Key always starts whining as soon as he gets attacked in Parliament as if nobody was allowed to critise him.