Key Blurb

"This is my Vote-for-me-smile. I'm still practising on it."

Key Blurb

"Here I am sitting on my throne just like the king or dicator I secretly wish to be."

Key Blurb

"Oh no! I mixed my opinions up again. I always have to follow the current trends so all kinds of people will like me. All these different opinions I'm having are starting to confuse me. Now, did I want to send troops to Iraq or not?"

The Promise of National

Another National lie

Resign, Lockwood Smith! You didn't deliver your promise.

The Truth Episode 1

First Episode of our video series "John Key - The Truth"

John Key Springbok Tour

Strangely John Key seems to forget his own opinion, or at least he seems to change it constantly like a winding snake.

John Key and Personal Attacks

John Key always starts whining as soon as he gets attacked in Parliament as if nobody was allowed to critise him.

John Key Iraq Contradiction

Oops! Finally Key's constantly changing opinions caused him some trouble and ridicule.

John Key - A Bob Each Way

Facelift portrayed John Key perfectly here:

John Key - A Man of the People

Facelift got Key just right.

John Key The Chameleon

So right! John Key's picture should be under chameleon in any dictionary available. He may have been one in his previous life.

John Key at market

This video shows John Key, out of touch with the common people, using a CREDIT CARD at a MARKET! Pff haha, this man is a joke. Furthermore almost nobody at the market seemed to care about him or at least recognize him.

Helen Clark Lays into Key over rail

An inconvenient truth is revealed about Key here showing his greediness. Notice how he is grinning arrogantly at Clark's attacks and the also arrogant look on his face when he is talking.

Don Key's Tour of Parliament

Great idea! Why couldn't Key's momma call him Don? Don Key would be a much more fitting name for him!